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How to screw yourself

To effectively unscrew yourslf, you have to screw yourself first. So this post will hopefully get you to know how to screw yourself.

First of all, you have to get a screwdriver. A screwdriver can be easily found around the house. If after many hours, you still cant manage to lay your hands on a screwdriver, dont give up! You can always get a screwdriver conveniently at your nearby convenience store for a fairly cheap price at around 2 to 6 dollars. And there you go! You got the very first thing you need to screw yourself.

Next, you have to find the target of your screw, in this place, yourself. In other words, you, which is a human. If you have any problems understanding what is you or what is human, then you are inhuman. But fear not! Dictionary.com is gonna help you understand them.

You, from dictionary.com, the free online dictionary.
1. the pronoun of the second person singular or plural, used of the person or persons being addressed, in the nominative or objective case: You are the highest bidder. It is you who are to blame. We can't help you. This package came for you. Did she give you the book?
2.the nature or character of the person addressed: Try to discover the hidden you.

Human, from dictionary.com, get all the word meanings you need!
1.of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of people: human frailty.
2.consisting of people: the human race.
3.of or pertaining to the social aspect of people: human affairs.
4.sympathetic; humane: a warmly human understanding. –noun

There you go. Im glad to see you are back to being a human.
Finally, you can start on screwing yourself.
ways you can screw yourself.
1. cut your wrists with your screw, and you finally are screwd.
2. throw the screw at mr. tan
3. throw the screw at me (then again, you will never be able to unscrew yourself even if you use Yichen's guide.)
4.screw the srewdriver

there you go, now, you can proceed to using yichens guide. Yichen sooo gotta thank me

posted by 望聪 @ 6:27:00 PM