The Siann rens: July 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Me against the music

Can someone offer an explaination that Britney try to kiss Madonna in the end???

Enjoy!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Reply to RE: None of the below statements are true.

First of all, the original post was just some random crap. But after seeing that Yichen is so interested, I'm posting a reply.
The original post was about the liars paradox, where the statements stated is both true and false, which makes them untrue but yet, not altogether correct.
I went to read up on the liars paradox after solving A usual Day unusual school. If you didn't fail history questions on comparing, you would have probably realised that both of them are solved using the same tactic, where you assume that one of the statements is correct, and then try to figure out which one is right or wrong.
In "A usual Day unusual school", we realised that often, the statements contradict each other, thus we cannot figure out which statement is true and which statement is false, at times like these, when we can only know that one is a brave and one is a bright, this is where liar paradoxes happen.
So by posting the original post, i just wanted to show the lairs paradox, and how it played a part in the mystery of"A usual Day unusual school".
By the way Yichen, what did you mean that i lost? Did i join a competition or something?

NOte: This post is edited to show that the author has absolutely no other feeling except for being chilled and relaxed while posting. Thank you.

Monday, July 28, 2008

RE: None of the below statements are true

The first statement: the statement is negative, but when refering it to the post title, the statement is positive. By saying something positive negative, the statement is a false. But when refering to the post title, it becomes positive again.

Depending on how you look at the sentence structure, the statement's meaning can go in an infinity number of cycles OR it is actually referring to something positive, and by saying it negative it proves the title correct.

The second statement: Referring this to the post title, this statement is actually saying that the next sentence is wrong.

The third statement: Since from the second statement we already know that this statement is wrong, we can hence say that "The previous statement is true".

However, if the second statement is actually true, then is will not coincidice with the post title and since statement three and the post title does not coincidice and they are both referring to the second statement, one saying it is true one saying it is false, statement 2 and 3 cannot exist together if the title is correct.

Conclusion: Logically, the post itself has many internal conflicts and is wrong.
Good try Wang Cong, but you lost in the end.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

None of the below statements are true.

This statement is false.
The following statement, however, is true.
The previous statement is false.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Why to never become a bandit

Watch this great animation made from banned story. :D

try watching it in slow motion, the expressions are great!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

How to screw yourself

To effectively unscrew yourslf, you have to screw yourself first. So this post will hopefully get you to know how to screw yourself.

First of all, you have to get a screwdriver. A screwdriver can be easily found around the house. If after many hours, you still cant manage to lay your hands on a screwdriver, dont give up! You can always get a screwdriver conveniently at your nearby convenience store for a fairly cheap price at around 2 to 6 dollars. And there you go! You got the very first thing you need to screw yourself.

Next, you have to find the target of your screw, in this place, yourself. In other words, you, which is a human. If you have any problems understanding what is you or what is human, then you are inhuman. But fear not! Dictionary.com is gonna help you understand them.

You, from dictionary.com, the free online dictionary.
1. the pronoun of the second person singular or plural, used of the person or persons being addressed, in the nominative or objective case: You are the highest bidder. It is you who are to blame. We can't help you. This package came for you. Did she give you the book?
2.the nature or character of the person addressed: Try to discover the hidden you.

Human, from dictionary.com, get all the word meanings you need!
1.of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of people: human frailty.
2.consisting of people: the human race.
3.of or pertaining to the social aspect of people: human affairs.
4.sympathetic; humane: a warmly human understanding. –noun

There you go. Im glad to see you are back to being a human.
Finally, you can start on screwing yourself.
ways you can screw yourself.
1. cut your wrists with your screw, and you finally are screwd.
2. throw the screw at mr. tan
3. throw the screw at me (then again, you will never be able to unscrew yourself even if you use Yichen's guide.)
4.screw the srewdriver

there you go, now, you can proceed to using yichens guide. Yichen sooo gotta thank me

Saturday, July 19, 2008

The Guide On How To Unscrew Yourself

Ever feel that you are lagging in life? Or having no motivation to do anything at all? Here is the "perfect" guide for you!

First, let's study why we get our life screwed. The following are the possible reasons:
1. Tired to do anything
2. Something keep on nudging your mind, making it hard to concentrate
3. You also don't know why

Well, sometimes we would try to unscrew our life, but in most cases we would fail to do that and end up being more discouraged. We must know that the key to unscrew something, is to find out how it was screwed in the first place. It's like when opening a door, you need to know where is the key hole in order to open it.

There's many ways to find how your life got screwed. The following are some ways I thought of
1. Stop doing whatever you are doing, get into a comfortable position and start thinking about what you had being doing for the past few days.
2. Find help from a professional adult who is kind enough to explain to you properly, and not by nagging, which would make you even more frustrated, and hence even more screwed.

Don't worry if you still can't find why life is screwed, as you can always use pure force such as bombing the door open when trying to open a door. However, it is still better to find the reason. After you have find the reason of why life is screwed, it's time to unscrew it. (Time to take action). The key to this step is to concentrate on what your are doing, and focus on it fully. This is also the hardest step. However, after this step you can finally unscrew yourself.

There are many ways to concentrate, and many people has their own ways. The following is just a few suggestions:
1. Listen to music- Pros: This will prevent you from getting bored, and hence easier to concentrate. Cons: the music source itself might be a distraction

2. Set yourself in a completely silent environment- Pros: Let you mind be in peace, and fully concentrate on whatever you are doing. Cons: For some people, it's hard to rest their minds and when it's completely silent, their mind may wander off to think of things to do

3. Set yourself in an environment as noisy as possible- This is quite the same as point 1, but this is a more extreme version. Pros: This will let your restless mind settle. Cons: you migt get distracted by the surroundings, or might find it too noisy to concentrate.

4. Reward yourself after you completed what you are doing- Pros: This will motivate you to do what you are doing, and hence concentrate on it. Cons: You might go get the reward even before you finished what you are doing, and end up lossing concentration again.

After you have successfully completed what you are supposed to do, you will find that your life is easier, and unscrewed, as you had done what you should do and have lessened your burden. Always remember that as time goes by, there will be more things happening, and more things for you to do.

All the best to those trying to unscrew life, and comment on it so I can improve on this guide.
Last but not least, thank you for reading and good luck!

Evil maths

I saw this interesting video in my friends blog, so i decided to put it in ours.No harm was intended upon the posting of this video.

Below is a written version of the video:

now for something useful..... Someone posted that since there is a square root, we have to reject the negative. so by adding the absolute sign into our equation, we can reject the negative. so our equation becomes:"Grils = l [squareroot(evil)]squared l"(please write this down so you can see it more clearly). Note: l-2l is 2. we call 2 the absolute value of -2. After simplifying our equation, we get grils equals l evil l. which in written form, is absolute value of evil, so girls equals ABSOLUTE EVIL.

But before i got the joke, i realised, that there is actually no need to reject negative( yes here is the useful part). because, anything squared must be a positive number. We may argue that the equation could be written as: "squareroot of l (evil2) l ". thus, square root of evil squared has the need to reject negative. so we get "Girls = square root of absolute 2 (-2 or 2)" thus after we simplify the whole thing, we still get girls = absolute evil.

but again, when we do not add the absolute, the eqation still stands, as "square root of -evil2" will not be a integer, as only a positve number can be squared.so sadly, the absolute joke doesnt work.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Since this blog is like literally dead.... I think I shall post somemore weblinks again.
For Prank videos: http://www.scaryforkids.com/
For Illusions: http://www.moillusions.com/
For Multiverse: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_universe
For Hotel Infinity evaluation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilbert%27s_paradox_of_the_Grand_Hotel

That's all I'm interested in for now

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